ebonybow:

well-meaning dm: so, in case you hadn’t realized, this is a murder mystery storyline

me, immediately, to the chagrin of my party: stonekeep unsolved

corporationkills:

god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard

butchsandwich:

enlargers:

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

My whole body seized reading the first five words.

imaginedsoldier:

mistletoesprig:

imaginedsoldier:

*absolute genius voice*: hello, I don’t know any of the facts or any of the people involved but here’s my opinion

Oh yeah spot on that’s me.

arbitrary-stag:

When your friend says something that leaves themselves wide open for an easy remark, and they immediately know what you’re thinking, so you don’t even have to say anything and you’re just left looking at them like 

bobavader:

bobavader:

“the thing is that you could photoshop chris fleming into any picture of a prog rock band and he’d just look like he’d belong there” – camille making an extremely true statement 

sunofureiku:

imagine being a californian this post was made by humans gang

nieznamcie:

uk side of tumblr are u ok

hamiltonmoveover:

took this collage from the starkid website and turned it into a wallpaper for yall if you want :D